There's a lovely paragraph in the Guardian summing up the not-so-warm relationship between Terry Wogan and Chris Moyles, the breakfast DJs on the UK's top two radio stations Radio 1 and Radio 2.
"The pair's rivalry is not always friendly: Wogan once described Moyles as "in doubtful taste"; the Radio 1 DJ responded by saying he would "tear that wig off his head and shove it up his arse"."
Both breakfast shows have dropped about a quarter of a million listeners, but Wogan is losing ground slower than Moyles, giving his twinkly charms a lead of around 700,000.
You are showing your age there a bit, Mr. Indolent! Anyway, everyone knows that Magic FM is far and away the best....
Magic = losing its touch since Carly Simon dropped off their playlist! Truth is Last.fm is more my scene - as Morrissey suggested, it's time to kill the DJ.