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Nice little stunt in the street outside Sony HQ in Great Marlborough Street - Watchdog has a van parked up full of engineers who are repairing PlayStations for free to bring attention to Sony's charging policy.

This kind of consumer direct action reminds me of a Milton Jones' joke - available I believe on a nice shiny DVD just in time for Christmas. 

"I went to our local train station and they told me 'There's a bus replacement service running today.'  So I gave them a tin of pineapple rings.  'What's this?'  'It's my money replacement service.'

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Eat yourself fitter?

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Speaking as someone whose last meal was the all-you-can-eat buffet at Pizza Hut in Victoria, Diana Janicki's blog Growling Belly is a glimpse into a magical fairytale land where food is lovingly prepared and eaten with proper relish (and where relish does not equal bacon bits).

As I salivated over the "foolproof" recipe for pavlova with fresh summer berries I did worry that even my pizza-enhanced frame might struggle with the combined calorie load of meringue, whipping cream and sugar.

And astonishingly Google's content matching algorithm agrees with me - dropping in a banner for a weight-loss product into the recipe.

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Hmmm.  Good thinking Google!

Of course if you really did want to lose weight, in the words of the old Irish joke, you wouldn't want to be starting from here!

Rebranding swine flu

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Marketing has a story about an attempt in the United States to rebrand swine flu.  Swine flu is hitting consumption of pork products (not that you can really catch flu from a sausage) so officials are trying to persuade us to talk instead about the ‘2009 H1N1 virus’.

Well good luck with that.

The marketing industry has a long history of using cuddly animals to bring a brand to life. In fact the ITV Digital Monkey famously proved more durable than the brand and has moved on to promote PG Tips.

So what chance that we can forget about pigs and think about a row of numbers instead?  Pretty slim I would think.  They would be better off trying to associate the flu virus with another even cuter small animal – perhaps the ubiquitous meerkat could be a useful fall guy?

Or how about ‘piglet flu’?  Sounds much friendlier, and it already has its own viral!

 

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Ryanair has had quite a week, what with their ‘lunatic bloggers’ outburst and now the announcement on BBC Breakfast News by their chief executive Michael O’Leary that they are considering charging passengers to use the toilet while flying.

Those stories currently rank on the first page for a search for ‘Ryanair’ on google.co.uk.  One useful side effect of Ryanair’s robust PR strategy is that this video in which O’Leary promised ‘beds and blow jobs’ in business class on Ryanair has now dropped off the first page of Google’s search results.  Brilliant stuff…

 

Update: got to love this Ryanair spoof that started circulating after the “£1 a pee” news.

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Still no sign of Richard Madeley or Maggie Philbin in spite of their first-rate twittering. Ditto Andy Murray – perhaps those rude things he said about England are coming back to haunt him.

On the chart itself, the unthinkable has happened: Coldplay has knocked Jonathan Ross into third position.  If they can sustain this rate of growth, they could be bigger than Stephen Fry, which would probably require a rewriting of the laws of physics.

Celeb Followers Joined
Stephen Fry 235,188 225 days ago
Coldplay 130,415 43 days ago
Jonathan Ross 122,305 87 days ago
Phillip Schofield 86,061 44 days ago
John Cleese 80,207 1.2 years ago
Chris Moyles 70,888 22 days ago
Russell Brand 53,714 22 days ago
Alan Carr 48,635 243 days ago
Lily Allen 41,716 26 days ago
Fearne Cotton 36,472 25 days ago
Richard Branson 35,452 197 days
Jimmy Carr 34,715 122 days ago
Neil Gaiman 33,767 54 days ago
Andi Peters 31,404 22 days ago
Charlie Brooker 19,848 33 days ago
David Mitchell 18,188 43 days ago
Rob Brydon 17,599 39 days ago
Eddie Izzard 14,528 250 days ago
Dave Gorman 13,226 39 days ago
Danny Wallace 12,700 36 days ago

If WPP owned a strip bar…

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I had a quick drink last night with my old friend Bo Hellberg, who has just been let go by Ogilvy Interactive where he was creative director.

Bo and I have a bit of history when it comes to the depressing subject of redundancy – in fact back in 2001 we were both made redundant in the same meeting by a rather busy manager.

Bo mentioned a speech that Rory Sutherland gave last year which is particularly relevant to the times we are going through.  And here, thanks to the miracle of YouTube, is Rory on the enticing subject of ‘If WPP owned a strip bar’:


Not – just to clear up any confusion – that I think that Bo has a great future as a male stripper!  But if it comes to it, best of luck mate!

Meerkats versus Iggy Pop

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meerkat After four years of English at University, I ended up concluding that at the end of the day a good novel was one you like, and a bad novel was one you don’t. 

Subjectivity wins every time.

And I feel the same about the current crop of car insurance ads being inflicted on us.  I love Iggy Pop, but I find the Swiftcover commercials frankly disturbing. 

Yet weirder still is the Compare the Meerkat campaign for – of course – Compare the Market.  The latest TV slot shows that this is a campaign with legs, albeit slightly short, stubby ones.  I think the ads are genuinely funny and a brave step forward for an insurance aggregator.

What’s the difference?  Meerkat is charming.  Iggy is a sweaty, drug-induced nightmare.  But at the end of the day, like literature, I think it might be simply down to personal taste.

Thought of the day

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Much as I love advertising, there is something to this…

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This lovely little animation from German agency Sholz and Friends compresses fifty years of marketing into a three minute film.  Don't be put off by the slightly intimidating title: "Dramatic Shift in Marketing Reality".


Last Friday I went to a Westminster Media Forum event on the Future of Local Media. Claire Enders, the founder of media research company Enders Analysis, kicked things off with a thoroughly depressing analysis of the state of local media and here are my notes from her session.  (The Press Gazette also covered this talk under the headline: Urgent action needed to save newspapers)

Local radio

Local commercial radio has an unequal fight against BBC local radio: commercial radio spends £170 million per year on programming against the BBC's budget for local radio of £400 million.
  
In audience terms, there has been a steady drift from local radio to national radio, especially towards BBC Radio's 2 and 4.  

Advertising revenues peaked in 2003/04 and have been steadily declining since then.

In general there is an over-supply of commercial impacts - advertising volumes are exceeding demand, which obviously implies falling rates.

Claire predicts that local commercial radio will be pretty much extinct within the next five to ten years.

Local newspapers

The sector is declining, and the rate of decline is accelerating.  Income for local newspapers is heavily reliant on advertising which has been decimated in waves - first job ads, then property (and now retail).

BMRB figures show the time being spent with newspapers is declining even faster than newspaper's reach - especially amongst young people and most strongly amongst 20 to 24-year-olds.  So even where people are still buying a Sunday newspaper for example, they are allocating less time in their day to reading it.

What's left is a hard-core of elderly local newspaper readers who are also 'Internet rejectors' - households which are not online and which see no point in going online.  

The result is that ten to fifteen local newspapers are closing each week.  And Claire predicts that half of all jobs in local newspapers will be gone in five years.

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Also looking forward five years, the Advertising Association predicts that 34% of advertising spend will go online by 2013.
  
But that does not mean that online is the answer for local media.  The value of a regular reader of a local newspaper, including direct and advertising revenues, is estimated at £91 per year.  But a regular visitor to a local newspaper website is generating just £3 per year.

So where are the advertising revenues going?  Some will have followed classified advertising online to sites like Monster, Autotrader, Gumtree and eBay.  But the biggest share is going to our old friend Google.  On Google, Claire made the interesting point that an algorithmic approach to content leads inevitably to monopoly, whilst a people-based approach encourages diversity.   

Whilst Google is in many ways a blessing, it cannot be said to have delivered much value in terms of employment.  According to Claire, on UK revenues of £1.2 billion, Google employs 10,000 people whereas the UK press, with total revenues of £2.4 billion employs a total of 175,000 people.  (Actually I'd be amazed if Google employs anything like 10,000 people in the UK - there may be 10,000 staff across the UK offices and the European headquarters in Dublin.)  

Can anything be done?

Claire Enders argues for a rapid removal of controls on the local media market, including cross-channel ownership restrictions which prevent the same company owning local newspapers and local radio stations.  

Meanwhile newspapers are too reliant on Google for traffic to negotiate fair commercial terms for the content that Google indexes - so perhaps there is a role for government here, via a Google windfall tax, to redress the balance.

As for local radio, it seems unfair to blame the BBC for the poor performance of their commercial rivals.  After all, very recently local radio stations were profitable - but the profits have not generally been re-invested in quality local programming.

One of the biggest problems with local media in general is not just that market dynamics have changed, but that they are changing incredibly fast.  If we aren't careful, the diversity of local media will be destroyed before politicians and the general public really realise what is going on.  By then writing a letter to the local newspaper or mouthing off on the local radio phone in will no longer be options.  And advertisers will have lost an incredibly powerful way to connect to a local audience.

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